Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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