your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How does one acquire holy water?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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