Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We need to get me chipped asap
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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