Buhtt sex?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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