apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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