new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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