I wannas sexs uuuuu
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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