I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The uberlube is also flammable
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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