just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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