I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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