No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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