i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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