walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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