You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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