Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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