We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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