doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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