he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I came so hard my ears popped.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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