i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
The ass gains better be worth it
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