Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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