Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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