the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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