ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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