yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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