I just pynch a tree in the face
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This toilet bowl is my home.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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