Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Text me some of your sweat
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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