well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
accomplished twins. life is a go
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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