she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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