I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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