everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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