Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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