hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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