then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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