Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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