The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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