this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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