There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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