I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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