She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Couch. On fire.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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