i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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