You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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