hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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