I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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