he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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