My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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