do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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