your thong is hanging out like whoa
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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