Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
