didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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