Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
