Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Your cock deserves a montage
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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