i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
