the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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