and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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